Yep, we've got hats too!

These hats are perfect whether it’s a day out or a night shift.

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Smallest Cocktail Shaker Ever by Broken Bartender

Smallest Cocktail Shaker Ever!

What is this? A shaker for ants?!

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STICKER MANIA!

Speak up & loud with our sarcastic sticker packs! Tag your favorite dive bars and be sure to tag us on social media! #brokenbartender

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SCOTCH NESS CRITTER

Dive into your favorite Scotch or stirred cocktails with our Nessie whisky stones. Over 10,000 sold worldwide!

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  • Flat-Rate Shipping

    No one likes shipping, we get it. So we're biting the bullet and offering flat-rate $5 worldwide. We'll cover the difference.

  • Original Artwork

    Bar-inspired artwork design by Broken Bartender (sibling to Cocktail Critters) and select artists. Might spark laughter and spontaneous boilermakers.

  • Dope Quality

    Vibrant colors, soft fabrics, and durable materials. Our products are made to last!

  • Giving Back

    10% of Broken Bartender proceeds are donated to the Indie Bartender fund. To learn more, click here!

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  • 9 Most Overplayed Cocktail Stereotypes (And Which Are Correct)

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  • 9 Most Overplayed Bartender Stereotypes (And Which Are Correct)

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FAQ Speed Round

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Do you ship worldwide?

Yes we do! We offer a flat-rate $5 shipping on your entire order!

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes we do! We offer free shipping if you spend:

  • EU/UK - €60 or more
  • Worldwide - $100 or more

Available on Amazon?

Yes we are! You can find some of our products on Amazon US via this link here:

https://www.amazon.com/stores/CocktailCritters/

When is your next product drop?

We're aiming to release new products every month. Be sure to subscribe to our newsletter so you never miss out on any drops!

Do you want to collab?

If you do cool sh*t, hell ya! Drop us an email at info@brokenbartender.com with what you have in mind!

If you love our swag and want to give us a shoutout, tag us on IG at @broken.bartender and use #brokenbartender. We'll love you long time!

It's my birthday, can I get a freebie?

No, now fuck off. =)