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SCOTCH NESS CRITTER

Dive into your favorite Scotch or stirred cocktails with our Nessie whisky stones. Over 10,000 sold worldwide!

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STICKER MANIA!

Speak up & loud with our sarcastic sticker packs! Tag your favorite dive bars and be sure to tag us on social media! #brokenbartender

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  • Worldwide Shipping

    We make everything in Barcelona, Spain and ship within 2-3 business days, worldwide! Free shipping available for orders of €150 or more!

  • Original Artwork

    Bar-inspired artwork design by Broken Bartender (sibling to Cocktail Critters) and select artists. Might spark laughter and spontaneous boilermakers.

  • Dope Quality

    Vibrant colors, soft fabrics, and durable materials. Our products are made to last!

  • Giving Back

    10% of Broken Bartender proceeds are donated to the Indie Bartender fund. To learn more, click here!

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FAQ Speed Round

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes we do! We offer free shipping if you spend €150 or more!

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes we do! If you have any questions, just email us.

When is your next product drop?

We're aiming to release new products every month. Be sure to subscribe to our newsletter so you never miss out on any drops!

Do you want to collab?

If you do cool sh*t, hell ya! Drop us an email at info@brokenbartender.com with what you have in mind!

If you love our swag and want to give us a shoutout, tag us on IG at @broken.bartender and use #brokenbartender. We'll love you long time!

It's my birthday, can I get a freebie?

No, now fuck off. =)